So you’re stuck in the field, it’s raining — because why the hell wouldn’t it be? — and you’re famished. So you sit down on an overturned Kevlar and reach into your bag for your prized possession: the ...

HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — Bad news for troops hoping to feast on a pizza MRE in 2018. A problem with mass production has delayed the new meal offering, and it's unclear when or if the issue can be resolved.

The U.S. military calls its combat field rations MREs, for Meals, Ready to Eat, since they require no cooking. But troops long ago decided those initials stood for Meals Refused by Everyone. The stuff ...

Hey bro, did you hear about that new pizza joint a couple blocks from the gate? Dude, it’s awesome. They make pizza there that can last for three frickin’ years. What??? Does it taste good? Whoa whoa ...